Hello Everybody!!!!!!!!

I apoligise for my absence of blogging of late. Please accept my humble cheese:

"CHEESE"

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I hope you all had a very merry Christmas Invasion and Happy New Year. Talking of Invasion............

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! It was crap. I mean the whole sword fighting thing...? I don't care if you disagree with me. You are entitled to your own opinion. BUT IT IS WRONG. Lets hope the new series is better.

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Today was a very funny day. Daisy, Ned and I spent the whole Latin lesson shouting out DEAN lots. If you are wondering why, well...

a) We are very random

b) After I said hello to a small kid the other day, he turned around to me and said "ITS DEAN" in this really low masculine voice which you would not expect of a six year old.

c) I like possums

d) weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

e) Latin was boring

f) weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

g) goo goo ga ga

So thats that. DEAN.

Today I found out that one of our teachers has been raping 6th formers and another is actually a man, which surprised me. I probably shouldnt state her name for legal reasons... but she looks like a woman... but is a man. STAND AT LEAST FIVE METRES AWAY AT ALL TIMES. OPEN BOX WITH CARE. CONTAINS FRAGILE MATERIAL. AND TRANSEXUALLS.

Here are some funny things and quotes from today:

• "DEAN" - me
• "Lets go Sophie. Waaaaaaaaaaaa!" *hysterical laughter* - Ros
• "If the press interfere and ask you awkward questions, just refer them to me" - Mr Kemp (just another press filled day for our head)
• "DEAN" - well I did say it several times you know.
• "James, may we call you 'beacon' because your hair is like one?" - Cezza
• "So Sophie, what does 'inversion' mean?" - Mrs Macenzie. "I dunno" - me. "Don't you know what it means?" - Mrs M. "NO" - me. "Interesting..." (she then started asking several other people until somebody answered right)
• "'Whisper' is such a soft word isn't it? Its like that in German and Latin too... so soft" - Mr Pine
• "You two have exactly the same expression on your face! Especially YOU *(points to Tom)*" - Ros
• "ITS DEAN" - Dean

So.. thats about it. I'm sure Ros will be pleased that I've posted. Or she might just kill me (complicated reasons involving the Christmas Invasion, a tape, a DVD player, David Tennant, a possum, a lampost, a bus and a sledgehammer)

See you soon,

Miss Skittles xxx